You have selected a link that looked interesting.... But seriously, this is far better than the one it replaced.

 

In fact, why would anybody have ever clicked the original link?

 

Who in their right mind would ever be interested in clicking that particular link from this particular website?

 

Anyway, we digress....Just take a look at this video to explain what you should do before clicking a link that you may not be sure of....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the way...........

 

Many thanks to Suffolk Constabulary for pointing out to us that there was a misleading hyperlink on this website. We congratulate them insofar as this was reported to them in the form of a complaint in July 2009.  

 

They left it until Dec 2009 to tell us. So we corrected it within 12 hours. (The only delay due the fact that somebody was late home from the police station they attended for a ‘friendly chat’ - on tape and under caution - and had to work very early the next morning.)

 

Suffolk Police Hi Tech Unit investigated the matter... Probably expensive....

 

Very  technical..............

 

Er..... Click...... ‘Ooooo, thats not what we were expecting........ Oh blimey.....apparently we believe (from an email that was sent round) that the person who possibly did this has a propensity to irrational behaviour and violence ....*see below

 

Anyway..... It’s sorted now.

 

We bet they’re pleased.

 

Maybe we’ll even see some officers on the beat again.

 

Perhaps now REAL crime can be investigated. Maybe a criminal will be caught.

 

Possibly even prosecuted.

 

By the way,  what is the actual charge is for having a mistake on your website? (They never did say)

 

Oh..... If you were looking for something funny Click here: www.a_waste_of_webspace.com Isn’t it unbelievable what some people or organisations try to get away with on the www........? Do people actually believe this stuff?

 

*To make a snap decision of that sort about somebody after just a 20 minute telephone conversation, you would probably need to be a senior officer (inspector?)..... If this had happened to me, of course I would be too much of a gent to mention it. Thankfully we understand the value of experience in the job and how it converts into how officers deal with the public. Such outstanding leadership allows us to sleep safely in our beds at night.

 

Thank you Suffolk Constabulary

 

Another carefully thought out disclaimer.

Even though this page may or may not have been published from a particular computer at a particular location, it does not necessarily follow that the person who owns the computer was actually in attendance when these files were published onto the world wide web. Also any former links that suggested a particular site (which shall remain nameless) was connected in any way with a site for  lesbians, only serves to show what filthy minds you have.